(9) A Tribute to Google

This is to be sung to the tune of Yankee Doodle. Enjoy! ^_^

Verse1
Google, Google,
in my home,
always on my computer,
tells me facts and random crap
that I just have to know.

Google, Google,
oh god no,
my internet is down.
how will i
find out now
if tangerines turn brown?

Verse 2
Google, Google,
Google Earth,
Stalking people's easy,
you can even find out if
Miley Cyrus has a split personality.

Lemons, lemons,
are they good
for you if you want to
stick em in your eyes and call
the yellow thingies contacts?

Verse 3
Google, Google,
Google whacks,
you get so many hits,
that it has
become a game
to see how few you cn get.

When you look up my friend's name
(its "Kinsey" by the way)
you will find that she was named
after a sexual behaviorist!

I will credit all those who tell me more verses to put up. Kudos to Kinsey, who did not give me permission to use her name. ^_^